NEWS PART 5

Statistics show that 2009 was the year when McDonald`s profits in Greece increased by 10%. More people tend to choose cheaper food.. Altogether there are 33 McDonalds restaurants in GReece. It seems that there are more McDonalds in new York City than in Greece. If in New york the number of McDonals would be decreased by 80%, then people would more often visit the fast food restaurant. People would go online and search the web for the restaurant location, they would start buying McDonalds gift certificates, they would stand in long lines in order to get the happy meal.


In Moscow bed bugs quickly eliminate cock roaches.

Extermination firms have stated that more and more people face the problem of bed bugs. The long established empire of cockroaches finally comes to an end. Soon less people will be buying slippers because the new enemy is on horizon. Bed bugs hide more efficiently than cockroaches, that makes it harder to kill them with slippers. Bed bugs are like dark super heroes, they come out only at night, they suck your blood while you are asleep, and then they take small dumps on your white sheets. Cockroaches are more civilized, and they are satisfied with bread crumbs and tiny sugar cubes. Bed bugs want blood. Next twilight film will be about bed bugs. They are the tiny vampires that leave red marks on our skins.





Face transplant operation in Spain



This is one of the first cases in which one face with all it`s elements was transplanted onto another`s person skull. The surgery lasted twenty four hours and took place in the city- Barcelona. Nose, lips, muscles, and a part of the throat
were removed from a dead person and then were attached to another alive person. The surgery took place in the end of the March, but only now surgeons decided to spread the news. Those naughty surgeons they never sleep, they rarely eat, their best friends are their scalpels. They do miracles. in couple of years this kind of surgery will be simplified and done with much less complications. As a result people will start trading faces. Just like teenagers constantly change skins for their ipods people will start changing their faces. These are some major news for women who never received any attention from men. Even fat chicks will have a chance to look pretty. The alcohol consumption will fall significantly, people will no longer have to wear beer goggles. The downside is that more car accidents will take place, men will stop paying attention to the road , they will twist their necks desperately trying to capture the beauty. Cosmetic companies and photo editing software will have to declare bankruptcy. And finally hot women who are in scarce minority and who enjoy the comforts of being in a such scarce lot, will stop getting so much attention and praise!!



Archeologists constantly discover how prehistoric people looked like.


So recently some group of Russian archeologists have gained more details about how first humans looked like. You can see from the picture that they didn`t look all that sexy!!! It looks like this woman could really use a sun block!! Maybe a shampoo or soap too... Maybe back in that ancient time women like this one were considered to be sex symbols,, after all her breasts are not that bad. On the picture it seems that this woman is offended by something or someone.. back in that time women had no choice but to use rocks,, they couldn`t communicate yet.. men of our time complain that women often start pointless arguments.. However, if men would go back in those old times there would be no speech arguments, that woman could not say "you are real asshole John!!" She could only pick up some heavy and sharp rock and then throw it right at your face John!!



Look these are the caves that they used... Pretty romantic isn`t it?? This is a luxury condo that couples used to live in. They never had roof-leaking problems, they never had a desire to kill the neighbor`s barking dog. The only real problem was stepping into each others increments due to a lack of light.


In Oregon a hundred years old woman has bought ipad.


This old lady is now technologically more equipped than many of our young people. Why did she buy an Ipad? Some source says that she has a glaucoma and hence cant write and read,, but now with touchscreen iPad she can do both of these things. i think the real reason she bought this gadget is to check check her facebook, myspace, and twitter accounts.. old people don`t work , they have too much time on their hands, as a result they become active web browsers.. some of them become hackers they try to get access to online food coupons...other remain low key, they enter chat rooms and claim to be an eighteen year old living in NYC.. that is why some chat users take so long to respond,, imagine how long it takes a 100 year old granny to type -"Nothing much, chilling"

photo discussion part 1

Look at this woman... She came to a photo shoot right after having lunch at the real Chinese restaurant. There were no napkins in that restaurant so she forgot to wipe her face. Or maybe she thought that it would be very original idea to attach frog legs to her jaw. Some women make their lips bigger, other make their teeth whiter,, this lady did not want to be like anybody else.





You know how kids buy these shoes that have a wheel and kids use it to roll on the ground.Well this model of shoes is a later invention that is made specifically for the mothers of those rolling kids. Now both mother and her kid could roll through the streets of new York.




The modern 2010 was just "too much" for this woman. She couldnt take anymore dish washing, she got tired of routines and decided to start a brand new life. She no longer has a period, she no longer wears a bra!!! At this right moment it seems that she is thinking "I made the right decision, at least i dont have to wear high heels anymore!!""







Seems like someone had switched this girl`s diet pills with steroid pills. Her hands are HUGEEE mann!
Or maybe this is has nothing to do with steroids.. you know how researchers always point out that masturbation often leads to unpleasant consequences.This girl over did it. or maybe this girl was raised by a feminist mother. When some men tries to hit on her she says "WHAD YA SAY PUNK?? YOU GOTTA PROBLEM PARTNER??"'
"I MA HUSTLE HOMIE"





Marvin was different from most of the kids.. Since his early years he loved to do different things to his skin. nothing interested him more than his skin. He also wanted to be like fish. He regretted the fact that he was born out of human womb and not fish womb. his life philosophy was simple: poking holes bring peace and harmony

wrestle mania in parliament

Why do people become politicians in Ukraine? The answer is to satisfy two desires at the same time. One desire that men so strongly express - is desire to argue. Some men love to argue, they argue even more than women argue. Most of these men do politics. After some time they obtain an "arguing/debating" skill. Some are real professionals , others are less skillful. Politicians in more developed countries usually know the established rules of the game,, and they know that some border lines are better not be crossed. In Ukraine, politicians have limited understanding of the borders and lines. advanced western nations are considered to be more democratic and in most ways more liberal... still they are all jealous about the freedoms that Ukrainian politicians enjoy. In Ukrainian parliament, members can bring eggs and smoke bombs.. if one party sees that the number of votes during the voting process changes not in desired way, party members check their arsenals... and armed with chicken eggs they open fire...members of other party which are satisfied with the growing number of votes, take out umbrellas and block that rain of eggs.




The first army then decides to puzzle the second. They set off their smoke bombs. The goal is reached, the second army seems to be lost in confusion..



Now that the second party has been tricked into confusion it will have to face the harsh attack by the first party. This is the second desire that many men share. They want to express their feelings in the physical way. And as you can see below these re not the feelings of love and sympathy.

PirateSS

"Somalia's pirates are far from defeated. On Apr. 18, they pulled off one of the most ambitious captures yet, seizing three Thai fishing trawlers far out into the Indian Ocean. The vessels had 77 crewmen on board and were 1,200 miles away from the Somali coast — making the hijacking the farthest off-shore heist ever conducted by Somali pirates as well as the largest in terms of numbers of hostages taken."

Wow these Somali Pirates are keep on coming.."Can`t stop, wont stop, I rip and I rhyme..." They are the real gangstas.. All these rappers that rhyme how they used to sell crack or how they try to make a dollar out of fifty cents suck ass!! try hijacking a huge cargo ship that has 80 sailors and that is located twelve hundred miles away from shore.. That requires a skill,, and a special talent.. It turns out that Somali folks have that unique gift. You know how people say that we all have some hidden gift or talent??

"At the peak of the patrols, there are between 35 to 40 warships plying the waters off Somalia and safeguarding commercial vessels transiting through the Gulf of Aden. Given that Somalia's 1,900 mile-long coastline is continental Africa's longest, there are plenty of holes for pirate "motherships" — retrofitted fishing vessels that tow along smaller skiffs and often carry large reserves of fuel as well as GPS equipment — to putter into the deep sea of the Indian Ocean."
Time Magazine.



Somali pirates always use small fishing boats..that is why it is so hard to catch them.. Notice how in our age you don`t need to invest billions in order to take out billions. All you need is an old fishing boat, couple of AK-47s, and a GPS system. Have you ever seen a real cow or horse in a meadow??, these big animals are always annoyed by the flies around them. Western cultures are big and developed, yet they can`t fight off small flies. These flies bite often and their bites do hurt!!!

too much choice/expectations

So i just watched this video about having too much choice in the modern time.. The idea is simple, you go to supermarket because you want to buy some sauce for your pasta..You find the right isle, and you feel perplexed. There are so many sauces, so many flavors, so many brands.. You want to cook pasta and because there is so much choice you want to pick the best sauce in order to make the best pasta.
After a couple of minutes, you realize that you are torn by the abundance of choice. Every label looks attractive, every flavor seems exotic.. How to make a decision?? You eliminate most of them and you are left to choose between two. After you cooked your pasta, you enjoyed the flavor and thus you enjoyed your choice. But you also think that maybe you could ve made a better decision if you had chosen the other brand of pasta. At that time you re no longer satisfied with the fact the your pasta turned out to be great,, you think that you could ve made it to be the best!!! You want to go back in time and change things. This is nothing serious but your mind playing tricks on you. Also its the abundance of choice.

I think that this is a good theory. I did find myself confused and hesitant many times when i had to make a decision. Sometimes I start watching television and find some interesting movie that is going on. Because there are thirty more channels that are playing other movies i find it hard to stick to one channel for a long time. My remote is really at work when i sit down to watch TV. I have an expectation that there is something better going on. This is the classic problem of expectations. Human beings often have high expectations. When these expectations get crushed by the waves of reality human beings feel unhappy. That doesnt mean we shouldn't build expectations. it means that we should approach our expectations with caution.. someone might say reach higher than you can throw.. that way you will reach the highest possible point. 'if you aim low then you won`t accomplish much'- that`s what we hear from time to time. So what should we really do?? How to live this life??? There is a way I think. The phrase - "Dream big" - means that you should have a big dream and that one day you might succeed at accomplishing it. but what if you won`t succeed? what if you ll find out that you have failed to realize your big dream? You will probably feel unhappy with yourself. You had some expectations about making your dream into reality. These expectations were crushed. Should you no longer have expectations?? I think that you do want to have dreams and expectations, because you want to be alive. I honestly don`t understand how it is possible to have low expectations. Will you work hard and be patient if your expectations are low? If you want to make something unique and then show it to other people and then get appraisal for it you will do your best at creating this thing. You expect that your work and effort will result in desired outcomes.. At the same time you have to acknowledge the fact that in this world not everything will be as you have planned. This is the balance of expectations. You can`t simply get rid of your high expectations because how will you progress then? how will you experience the process of growth? at the same time you should be aware of the potential failure of expectations, you should check them before they wreck you... Dark and light, wet and dry, good and bad - are all parts of one harmonious one. So I dont agree with the theory that you should have low expectations. And no matter how much you ll rationalize your attitude toward expectations, you will observe that we human beings tend to cling to positive high expectations all the time.. Its easier to wake up in the morning that way,,its easier to live..

quotes part 3

“The true felicity of life is to be free from anxieties and perturbations; to understand and do our duties to God and man, and to enjoy the present without any serious dependence on the future”
Seneca quotes

This is a great quote..Senecca couldn't say it better. Anxieties they are always in the air. Fears about future and worries about failed dreams often hold us back. You have a choice, either to go with fears and anxieties,, or to go with acceptance and patience to yourself and patience to the the world around you. An yes dont depend on future to start living your life. Some people wait for certain things to happen and only then they are ready to live and enjoy. They set conditions for themselves ---"Until i do this, or experience that or gain this,,i will not feel content with my life." The choice is yourss.......

QuoTeSS part 2

"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it."
Golda Meir

I think that in this quote it would make much sense to get rid off the letter "L" in the word "clock". I think that was the hidden message of rebellious Golda.



"Nothing ever goes away."
Barry Commoner

Barry was a very talkative person. He had one problem though, he didnt always finish the sentences. Berry we wish we could understand what you meant by this quote. it has so many interpretations,, and that my friend is no good. Sometimes i press the handle and flush it...due to a weak plumbing system in my building i often say "nothing ever goes away".

"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes."
Charles Lindbergh

Charles what is the name of the last medicine that was prescribed to you? The reason I am asking is because i want to get a prescription too. I think it would bee cool to see yourself flying on some robin, which is like 300 times bigger than regular robins. It would be a whale-size robin. No gas, no oil, you just have to carry a bag of bread crumbs with you.

"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in MMs: 250 "
Harper's Index

Thank you Harper`s index, Now I can get rid off all the fears about diabetic illnesses. I wonder how you came to such smart conclusion? I hope that you didn't do any funny experiments. You didnt eat all 250 MMs one by one with an interval of 5 minutes. That would ve been a tedious task. aw wait i think i know how u did it..u connected some sensors to your brain, then you ate one MM and then you looked at the monitor graph. Then you swallowed another MM and they again you looked at the monitor`s graph.By the 237th MM the world around you was no longer the same. Little MMs grew little hands and legs, they were running around the desk and the jar, playing with each other laughing just like the kids in the park do. Some of them were telling why they were blue, other why they were red. Right away some of them became your friends. Then something in you snapped and you became extremely violent, as a result you ate all of them.. You counted that it took two hundred and fifty of them to get back to normal state, which is the normal functioning of the brain.




Aldous Huxley:
"Your true traveler finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty -- his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure."

This is a great quote. How often we feel bored? all the time. Should we be upset about it? Probably no. Is it easy not being upset about being bored? No its not easy. Human beings that have experienced some great moments in life know that being bored is quite annoying. When you are driving in a super slow and super crowded bus you really do feel bored. I guess the trick is "acceptance",, as the author says.Two choices: resistance or acceptance. After all, no one promised you a life of many great adventures and million of good moments. Sometimes you re gona be bored,,and not simply bored,,but bored to death.

Bonaro W. Overstreet:

"Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves, to like themselves."

This is a very dangerous proposition. There are many people who have fear because they feel ashamed for their lives. They feel ashamed because they did something which was not right. They fear that wrong decision and action might cause unpleasant consequences. This is a very useful mechanism. It makes people more thoughtful and more responsible about the choices they make and beliefs they create.